Ron Low, a former industrial engineer, stopped by to show Howard a few advancements he's made in the field of foreskin recovery. Howard said Ron had benefited from his own technology ("A couple of years ago, he was in our prettiest penis contest.") but looked a little off: "To be honest with you, Ron, you look a little strange. Were you born a man...[or] have you ever kissed a man?" Ron denied it, saying he was married with children. But Howard pressed on, convinced something was up: "Did you ever play swordfight--with another man--when you were young?" Ron shook his head and wished he had: "That's something I really think I missed out on as a kid. I heard about other guys [swordfighting] and they had, like, group masturbation and stuff. But none of that ever happened to me."