Ronnie Gets Locked Out of Twitter

Ronnie the Limo Driver came in to say he woke up to a banned Twitter account this morning. After Ronnie had complained about an impostor (Another account was created with exactly the same name, but Instead of having an L he used a capital I.) but Twitter's administrators were as confused as everyone else: "My account was suspended and the other guy was still on! Lotta haters out there, man."