Howard started the Charlie Sheen Beauty Pageant by welcoming Kacey Jordan, the first of three porn stars who've slept with Charlie, back to the show. Robin noted Kacey's "band-aid dress," so Kacey qualified: "It's, like, a hooker dress." Howard asked if Kacey felt like she was missing out on Charlie's latest bender, but Kacey shook her head: "I'm actually really glad because I'm not a part of that. I don't want to sit there, you know, everyday, in his house, and watch him die slowly. I'm glad I got out...they're going to go down with the ship."