The Sheen or Manson game

March 3, 2011

Howard asked Robin to play a game with him: he reads a quote, and she has to guess who said it–Charlie Sheen or Charles Manson. The quotes, followed by Robin’s guess and the answer:

1. “I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.” Robin’s guess: Charlie Sheen. The correct answer: Charlie Sheen.

2. “You can’t process me with a normal brain.” Robin’s guess: Charles Manson. The correct answer: Charlie Sheen.

3. “You eat meat and you kill things that are better than you are.” Robin’s guess: Charles Manson. The correct answer: Charles Manson.

4. “Can’t is the cancer of happening.” Robin’s guess: Charlie Sheen. The correct answer: Charlie Sheen.

5. “The real strong have no need to prove it to the phonies.” Robin’s guess: Charles Manson. The correct answer: Charles Manson.

6. “I will have you removed if you don’t stop. I have a little system of my own.” Robin’s guess: Charles Manson. The correct answer: Charles Manson.

7. “No sense makes sense.” Robin’s guess: Charles Manson. The correct answer: Charles Manson.

8. “You have the right to kill me but you don’t have right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life.” Robin’s guess: Charles Manson. The correct answer: Charlie Sheen.

9. “I’m sorry man. I’ve got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips most of that time. And that includes napping.” Robin’s guess: Charlie Sheen. The correct answer: Charlie Sheen.

10. “There’s a new sheriff in town and he has an army of assassins.” Robin’s guess: Charles Manson. The correct answer: Charlie Sheen.

11. “I could be the most dangerous man in the world if I wanted to be but I never wanted to be anybody but me.” Robin’s guess: Charles Manson. The correct answer: Charles Manson.