At the top of the show, Howard announced that George Takei would be sitting in all week and immediately began investigating any recent changes to George's sex life.
George admitted that he wasn't happy with his partner Brad's physique: "I use a lot of imagination...because I'm a visual as well as tactile guy."
George said he tried to focus on the more toned parts of Brad's body: "I search for the musculature." Asked if he'd ever considered cheating on Brad, George confessed that he had, but would never act on it: "I've been tempted many times...but when you really love someone, you think of hurting them."
George said the propositions he'd gotten from forward and "very young" Star Trek fans were the most tempting: "Some of these guys are really cheeky."