Howard's Oatmeal Meltdown

After Will brought in Howard's lunch, Howard fumed that he'd messed up the order: "I want the same thing I get everyday! I want to give a--what could I eat for lunch? Here's what I want for lunch: I want to kill myself for lunch!"

Howard said he'd only given Will the duty after the staff-wide IQ test: "I wanted to get the guy with the highest IQ to get my breakfast. And he can't handle it...I'm gonna fire you and find a guy on an Einstein level."