Poopgate: Howard Announces It Was Tim Sabean Who Left the Toilet Mess

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard announced that Tim Sabean had been exposed as the culprit behind the staff toilet’s skid marks–and held up the key card logs as proof.

The other suspect was Benjy, but he’d only used the bathroom during the window in question for a minute and a half: “He was obviously pissing. I can tell everything from this log. Just know we know what you’re doing at all times around here.”

And right after Benjy, Tim used it: “And he’s in there for a while…Tim was the last one in.”