Claire said she loved a man's natural scent ("I have to like the way their armpit smells.") so Howard blindfolded her and lined up his staff. One-by-one, Claire buried her nose in their armpits:
JD: "That smells very covered up. It's got deodorant on it."
Howard: "It is void of any scent at all...[what a] weirdo."
Gary: "This one's a little onion-y."
Ronnie: "I can smell a hint of BO coming through [but] it's a nice BO. It's a nice one."
Tim Sabean: "Smells like Old Spice or a 1980s cologne."
Richard: "That's a little musty [but] it's a good musty."
Benjy: "Oh god! Smells like asshole."
Ronnie crowed that he'd fared the best: "Mambo deodorant, pal!"
Howard, dejected but satisfied with his cleanliness, pointed at Ronnie: "Look at who you're attracted to."
Claire laughed: "I don't know that this is a foolproof method."