The O'Neal's Bleak Sex Lives

As Howard read over Ryan's sexual resume, Tatum shook her head ("It's unbelievable.") listing: Bianca Jagger, Angelica Huston and Melanie Griffith.

Tatum was glad to make it out of the 70s without a similar list--and the scars it might have left: "I didn't get banged by Jack or Warren or any of those guys."

Tatum said she hadn't had sex herself in over a year; she doesn't even own a vibrator: "I haven't masturbated in a really long time."