Howard presented Richard Christy with a cash wedding gift, as he won't be attending: "Now it's off my to-do list [so] don't bother me. That's for you. I love you. Good luck. I hope your wife loves you as much as I do."
Robin laughed: "Oh god! I hope she loves him a bit more."
But Howard insisted: "I have real love for this guy. I like him. You're a good man. It's a bar of soap."
Richard was very appreciative--but just as wary: "Is it a gift certificate for a shower?"