Howard welcomed Evil Dave--via ISDN line--back to the show, noting that Evil Dave's wife hasn't allowed him to join Howard on the air for years now. Dave said he'd returned to promote his new social media initiative ("My twitter name is INTRNFCKR.") and comment on the recent royal wedding: "I think Pippa [Middleton] has the ass of a young colored boy."
Unprompted, Evil Dave divulged an offensive political opinion, starting with his hopes for the next presidential election: "I voted for Obama and will vote for him again in 2012, unless there's a blacker candidate. I have no idea what I'll do if there's a candidate with the exact same shade."
And Anthony Weiner's future: "You know I have a new job for Anthony Weiner, Howard. Filling every hole in my body with his hot load."