Dice re-introduced Howard to his wife, Valerie, and Howard was very pleased her sexy style of dress: "Wow-ee, look at that outfit! Baby, that couldn't be any more skintight."
Dice said he and Valerie were big fans of Viagra: "I stick one right in the head of my cock in the morning...I bring 'em to parties with powdered sugar on it. I don't give a f'."
Valerie said Dice didn't actually use it: "He's just saying that. But if the day comes, I would never be offended."
Howard asked if Valerie had ever licked Dice's asshole, but she balked: "Not the way you think. I refuse to answer." Dice later said he'd recently banged Valerie on a Greyhound trip: "In the station! There's no bathroom on the bus."