Beetlejuice: National Security Threat

Lisa also reported that Beetlejuice was recently detained by Canadian customs agents for over 90 minutes: "They were ready to send him back to the US until they Googled 'Lester Green' and 'Beetlejuice' and figured out who he was." Howard was sure Beet hadn't made things easy on them: "Sir, I'm going to ask your age once again. The answer 143 can't be correct." Still, Howard wondered how much of a threat Beet really posed: "This is a guy who's one step from being carried in a pet carrier and you're going to question him for 90 minutes?" Worse are threats the agents might've missed while interrogating the pint-sized prankster: "Ninety minutes they're interviewing him? Five terrorists got on board while they were interviewing him."