Tom's Sordid History

Howard asked after Tom's romantic history, including a "Heidi Fleiss tattoo on your pubes" that Tom denied: "I have no idea what you're talking about...Heidi was on my cock but I don't have Heidi written on my cock."

Tom also refused to speculate why Paris Hilton wouldn't admit to their affair: "We're both embarrassed. I didn't have sex with her."