Why Rob Schneider - And Not Us?

Rob Schneider called in to promote his new series, "Rob!," and bemoan its status as a surprise hit: "I just wish viewers were more honest, you know? Like, 'Why him? Not us?'" Asked if it was co-produced with his frequent collaborator, Adam Sandler, Rob said it was his own thing--unlike his home: "I look at my old house and say, This is the house that Sandler built'...he's like my little brother. My very rich little brother." Rob said the show was his wife's idea--and based on their real lives--but it pales in comparison to reality: "You should go online and see my real wife. My TV wife is beautiful but my real wife is more beautiful." His Hispanic in-laws were skeptical of their 28 year old daughter dating an older man at first, but "they're coming around to the idea, but you know, I'm older...when I jerk off, I get winded."