Robin said she'd watched the Hulk Hogan sex tape over the weekend ("It's so weird to see someone you know having sex.") and remembered that Bubba the Love Sponge once offered his wife--the woman Hogan allegedly bangs in the tape--to Howard. Howard thought the fuzzy black-and-white footage left much to the imagination, but had no regrets: "I'm glad I never took him up on it."
Robin listened carefully, identifying Hulk, Bubba, and Heather's voices: "That's what it sounds like to me." Howard wished he could ask Bubba about it, but Bubba's divorce agreement bars public comment: "Bubba's never one to shy away from stuff like this, but the law is the law." Instead, Howard and Robin will have to press Hogan, tomorrow's guest, for answers.