The Chuck Zito Game

Howard let a caller named Booger play a round of The Chuck Zito Game, explaining that Chuck had been presented with several simple either/or choices--if Booger could correctly predict three of Chuck's decisions, he'd take home a cash prize. Here are the options, followed by Booger's guesses and Chuck's answers:

1. Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan? Booger: Lindsay. Chuck: "Lindsay Lohan. She's older."

2. Obama or Romney? Booger: Obama. Chuck: "They're both crooks. Romney."

3. Would you rather punch someone in the face or crack them in the ribs? Booger: face. Chuck: "A good punch to face. That lasts longer."

4. Cumming on her face or having her swallow your load? Booger: swallow. Chuck: "I'd rather have them swallow my load than f***ing cum on their face."