Eric the Actor called in, so Howard asked if Eric would allow a woman to call him 'Eric the Midget' in exchange for sex. To be specific: a walking, daylight, NYC ten: "Hotter than any chick you've ever been with. Even hotter than those chicks at the Bunny Ranch." As per usual, Eric managed to answer in the most uninteresting way possible: "I don't know. Because that's being disrespectful. I'd have to think about that."