Eric the Actor called in to dispute charges that Debbie the Pet Lady had more Twitter followers than he does: "Yesterday Gary made a mistake. For someone with a 121 IQ, he's an idiot. Debbie's Twitter does not have more followers than mine."
Gary explained that he'd been referring to their Websites' hits, not Twitter followers, so Eric backed down ("Ok, well then technically he's right. Because I don't have a Web page.") but, in typical fashion, refused to apologize.