George Loves Crotch Scents

George said he was looking forward to today's Most Beautiful Penis contest: "You know, I love the smell of the crotch. There's a wonderful scent there. … Particularly young ones." George described the "peachy" or "fruity" crotch scent unique to young men aged 18 to 21, later noting that Nordic types often smell "cleaner, more astringent" than the "musky" scent of black men. (Howard promised to test George's ability to differentiate race and age by crotch scent as soon as possible.)