Mr. Skin stopped by with this year's Anatomy Awards, saying much of the legwork had been done by an army of "Skin Scouts"--men around the world with their eyes peeled: "They're just guys that live in their mom's basement and go see movies and report to me."
At Howard's behest, Mr. Skin then read off a few of this year's winners--all of which can be seen on MrSkin.com:
Best Bikini Scene: Brooklyn Decker in "Just Go With It"
Best Coin Slot (Butt Cleavage): Mila Kunis in "Friends With Benefits"
Best Network Upskirt: Meredith Vieira on The "Today Show"
Best Network Nip-Slip: Nicki Minaj on "Good Morning America"
Best Nude Debut: Emmy Rossum on "Shameless"
Best Thong Scene: Natalie Portman in "Your Highness"
Best Breasts: Lake Bell on "How To Make It In America"
Best Butt: Nathalie Emmanuel on "Misfits"
Breast TV Show: "Game of Thrones"
Creepiest Nude Scene: Emily Browning in "Sleeping Beauty"
Best "Skiing" (Double Handjob) Scene: Rachel Germaine on "Weeds"
Best (Simulated Oral with a) Banana Scene: Jennifer Aniston in "Horrible Bosses"
Best 3D Nude Scene: Charlotte Ross in "Drive Angry"
Best Grannie Panties: Laura Ramsey in "Kill the Irishman"
Best Nude Cheerleader: Kaitlin Doubleday on "Hung"
Best Nude While Ironing: Shanola Hampton on "Shameless"
Breast Picture: "Shame"
And everyone's favorite, Most Niptastic Nips: Rachel Shelley in "Strike Back"