A Wack Pack Sex Tour

Ass Napkin Ed called in with his latest flame, porn star Jasmine Tame, who wanted know if Howard had met her friend: "Have you heard of the porn star that drinks beer out of her pussy?" Ass Napkin hoped to beat Howard to it: "I'm banging her next." Jasmine also said she'd like to bang every Wack Packer who lives on the East Coast, but many had turned her down: "Where are the party people?" Howard then got Asian Pete on the line, to see if he was game, but Pete's answer was hard to understand.