Howard On the New Paris Hilton Single

Late in the show, Howard listened to Paris Hilton’s new spoken word-style single, “Drunk Text,” and attempted to summarize: “I went to the club and texted a guy. And my bitches.” But his summary quickly became parody: “I’m thinking of getting a pet. A Mexican or a black.” And spun into genius: “I’m not a cumbucket…once I had a dream. And woke up in a pool of my own vomit.”