Eric the Actor Visits the Viper Room

Eric the Actor called in to recap his appearance at The Viper Room, but quickly bored Howard with mundane detail--so Howard took over, highlighting Eric's shortcomings: How was the furniture? "It was nice." What was the temperature like? "It was warm." How was the acoustics in the room? "It was good." How was the music? "It was regular music." Did you enjoy yourself? "It was good."