Tim Sabean came in to show Howard the bizarre injury he'd suffered on his latest motocross trip through Baja California: "I don't have feeling in my fingers. The edge of it. But it's coming back."
Tim said another guy suffered a broken collarbone ("It's the thrill of a lifetime.") but his injury might be more debilitating: "It took me two hours and fifteen minutes to get dressed."
He had to have his dry-cleaner button his pants: "I 'says' to her, 'I'm not a pervert. I'm not a freak. Can you help me out?'"