YouTube Sensation Killakarisma Jacks Off 4 U

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

YouTube sensation KillaKarisma called in to say ‘Jackin Off to Yo FB Pics’ isn’t even his most successful video–he got 4.5 million hits for a video based on a “very popular” anime show: “It’s about Dragon Ball Z.” Killa told Howard that he’d written down some ideas but mostly freestyled the ‘Jackin Off’ lyrics: “I said, ‘I’m just going to do it. I’m just going t let it come naturally.'” Asked if his mom knew about his latest hit, Killa laughed: “She has not found out and I’m trying to keep it that way.” But the kids at his school have seen it: “A lot of the girls think I’m ten times more creepy than they used to think…but a lot of girls have actually been adding me. Hot girls. And they’ve been sending me naked pictures, asking me to jack off to them.”

The Future of Jackin’

Asked about his plans for the future, Killa hoped to continue making people laugh: “I’ve actually been aiming to be like a famous comedian or whatever.” Howard hoped Killa would consider other options: “Let’s say the comedian thing doesn’t work out. … I don’t think you’ve really thought this thing through.” Killa replied that he’ll go to college or get a job like anyone else: “I’ll just have to claim that’s my twin brother or something.” Killa said he’d also thought about putting ‘Jackin Off to Yo FB Pics’ on iTunes, “but I don’t know that it’s going to be that popular.” Robin advised him to take the video down, citing most any college admissions board: “They’re not going to have the ‘Jackin Off 2 U’ guy on campus.” Killa admitted he’d jacked himself into a corner: “If I don’t make a career out of this, I’ll be screwed.”