Octomom Turns to Porn

Nadya Octomom Suleman called in to promote her yet-to-be-titled porn video, readily admitting (per Howards questioning) that it was a mistake to have so many children: 100%. Of course. I take full accountability. Howard tried several times to squeeze in a question, but Nadya filibustered most of the interview: I have not drinken [sic] any coffee and coffee calms me down. Im so hyper.

On Her First Orgasm

Howard noted that Nadya was over a million dollars in debt, and had recently unsuccessfully filed for bankruptcy: So she has to resort now to a life of pornography. Nadya said she only masturbated in the video, a first: This is the first time Ive faced my greatest fear, which is my own sexuality. And that is my ultimate fear. Ive been celibate for 14 years now. This is the first time, in my life, that Ive had an orgasm. And she liked it! Nadya said her first climax was the best experience of my life. But it was not an easy task: I hate cameras. I had to go to NadyaLand in my head. Howard told Nadya she had an open invite to come in and ride the Sybian if shed shut her mouth--Nadya agreed: You can stuff anything in my mouth. An apple, a banana, anything. Before she hung up, Nadya begged everyone to check out the video: Heres the best part: Im not talking.