Howard Years To Be Doody-Free

Early in the show, Howard said he'd given up on his Toto toilet and returned to baby wipes: "And that process can take me minutes. If I see any brown, I go back in for more excavating." Robin (broadcasting, like yesterday, from home) wondered if a power washer might be more effective--Howard had to agree: "Sometimes I actually pull out hairs when I do that final wipe. Because some of them have caked-on doody. … Those poor hairs. They must stink to high heaven."