Medicated Pete stopped by to show Howard his new "hair system", but first had to perform his signature karaoke tune, 'Purple Rain.' When he was done, Robin thought she'd seen a new side of Pete: "You know, he is kind of attractive with hair!" Pete said today's appearance essentially paid for the toupee: "I talked to Doug, and I was like, you know, and HowardTV came on board." Karon from Hair Enhancement Studios came in to confirm: "I think [HowardTV] wanted to get Pete laid, basically, so they're trying to help him." (The channel will soon air a behind-the-scenes special on Pete's "hair system" experience.)
But Karon was unsure of Pete's new hair piece's origins: "It could be Russian. It could be Indian. It could be Chinese … [but] it's not pubic, obviously." Karon also revealed that one of her young assistants was unable to continue working on Pete's hair after he had an unfortunate reaction while she was doing her job...an erection.
Pete Is Actually Not Medicated - Or Working
Pete said he recently ran into his ex--and her new boyfriend--on the streets of Red Bank, NJ: "I think she told him, um, somewhere else, I think. Because um, I--I actually knew him, this guy, when we were dating. So I think she filled him in [on] what was going on." Pete still spends most of his time at Red Bank's library, but rarely reads anything: "I just sort of hang out. I'm more visual, so I got to see a lot of visual things." Before they left, Karon said she had one problem with Pete's persona: "He's not medicated!" Pete confirmed: "I was taking a few things and then I was like, 'Maybe this is not [working].'"