Late in the show, Howard had a breaking announcement: "We think someone has shit on the floor of the bathroom."
HowardTV put up some graphic images on the monitors as Howard pointed: "Look, they shit all over the bowl!"
Gary reported that Doug Goodstein discovered the mess at 8:40, and just a few minutes before Doug, Gregg Karmel had been in the bathroom. Gregg claimed he hadn't seen the mess, but smelled it.
Gary went over the timeline: "Gregg was in there at 8:23. The person in there at 8:17--because how long can a smell last?--was Tim Sabean."
Howard immediately laid down the law ("I'm banning Tim from the bathroom. It looks like a crime scene.") but Tim soon came in to deny any guilt: "I swear, on the life of my children, I didn't shit today. … I'm usually a noon shitter."