Ass Napkin Ed Ejected From 'AGT'

Ass Napkin Ed called in to complain about being ejected from a recent AGT taping: "I want to know what the f' is your agenda with these security guards throwing me out of--or not letting me into--'America's Got Talent in Newark'." Howard said he didn't understand ("You're the only one who's been thrown out."), but Ed's explanation/defense was clearly lacking: "Howard, I was on drugs." And, according to Jason Kaplan, he didn't even have a ticket.