Will the Farter stopped by with his mother, Priscilla, to play a Cash Or Farts trivia game, but refused to tell her about his day job as Brutal Master: "I don't do anything. I sit at home and do nothing. I don't want her to know what I do! It's not something you tell your mother." Priscilla refused to hear any more, so Howard began the game, explaining that she'll win $100 for every right answer--or a fart to the face if she's wrong.
The questions/prompts, followed by her answers: 1. Spell potatoes. "P-O-T-A-T-O-S-C. Yeah. Fart on me." (Robin was shocked by Will's aggression: "Will grabbed her head and shoved it right in there!") 2. What is 10% of 300? "10." (Howard gagged as Will let loose: "That was wet!") 3. Where is the Nile river? "Egypt." (Total winnings: $100.) 4. How many people are in a quartet? "Four." (Total winnings: $200.) 5. Who was the first ex-movie actor to become President of the United States? "Reagan." (Total winnings: $300.) 6. In sports, what is an MVP? "An announcer." (Will smothered his mom's face with blasts as Howard laughed: "You're going to suffocate her!") 7. Name the force that keeps our feet on the ground. "Weight." (Howard watched as Will broke Priscilla's composure: "Your mom almost vomited.") 8. Adolf Hitler was the leader of what country? "Germany." (Total winnings: $400.) 9. Four score and seven _____? "Innings." (Robin laughed hysterically as Will toggled on his mom's nose: "He's rolling on her head!") 10. What is H20? (Priscilla didn't know, beckoning her son: "Here I go again. I'm here.") 11. Who was the first President? "Washington." (Total winnings: $500.) 12. San Diego is in what state? "California." (Total winnings: $600.) 13. A special $400 bonus prompt: Spell dumb. (And Priscilla nailed it, winning a total of $1000.)