Rachel Butera is 'Vanessa Bryant'

Rachel Butera called in as "Vanessa Bryant", blaming her recent split from Kobe on his repeated failures to win an NBA championship: "My pussy's only for the best. … He better not be throwing bricks if he wants me sucking his dick." Worse, Kobe failed to make up the time he spent away while losing: "If he don't bring home a championship ring, he gon' be licking Vanessa's brown ring."