Amy Schumer, Roastmaster

Comedienne Amy Schumer stopped by to promote her Comedy Central special, 'Mostly Sex Stuff', leading Howard to confess that she confused him: "You're one of those girls who no one can figure out if you're sexy or not." Amy said her appeal was wider than most thought: "It's like every guy thinks he's the only guy who wants to f' me." After explaining her brief split with boyfriend--and fellow roaster--Anthony Jeselnik ("He was not attentive enough."), Amy said he had to win her back: "I was [already] dating somebody else. I had a boyfriend. A wrestler." Howard demanded to know who, so Amy revealed it was WWE star Dolph Ziggler: "The sex was too athletic. Always. [But] the first time, I was like, 'Oh, this is cool. Nobody's ever ragdolled me.' He was spinning me like a Globetrotter."

Jokes Cut From the Roseanne Roast

Amy said a few jokes she'd told at the Roseanne Roast--her favorites--didn't make the Comedy Central broadcast: On the host, 'Glee' star Jane Lynch: "Jane Lynch is a recovering alcoholic, which is the case for most women who look like Larry Bird." On Sharon Stone, who cancelled at the last minute: "Sharon Stone adopted three children. That is so cool...that you said yes when God, so clearly, said no."