Fresh off his Celebrity Impression contest win, Ben Campbell, AKA "Barack Obama," called in with Robin a happy birthday: "If I wasn't with Michelle, I tell you, I would dive face first into those huge gazongas. I'd like to give you a Presidential Medal of Honor for having such a magnificent rack."
As the crew cracked up, "Barack" confessed that he wasn't just a breast man: "Robin, if it's ok with you, I'd like to be the first President to take you from behind."
"Barack" also displayed a remarkable familiarity with the show, starting with Tim Sabean's role in Poopgate: "I consider Tim's drippy ass a bigger threat to our citizens than an assault rifle."
And Lisa G's breasts: "If she's a D-cup, I'm the Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan."
He also offered Ronnie a new gig: "For the Secret Service. Not to protect me, but to wrangle whores for the next time we're in Columbia."