'Barack Obama' Loves Big Brown Puppies

Impressionist Ben Campbell called in "Barack Obama" to catch up with Howard: "How the hell's it hanging, brother?" Not-Barack said his reelection campaign was getting him down: "I'm in way over my head. I know it's an uphill battle...[but] since I've been president, Michelle's been banging me like I'm George Clooney at an LA whorehouse." Ben-as-Barack also went over his credentials ("I'm the first President to reach level 8 of Grand Theft Auto.") and plans for the future: "Today I'm meeting with the President of Palau. Have you heard of that country? I haven't either." And as he hung up, the President wished Robin well: "I love those big brown puppies."