Sour Shoes showed up an hour late, and immediately had to answer for his dilettante lifestyle: "I have a few irons in the fire. I'm on the grill at Roy Rogers, I'm stocking at ToyWorks, and I'm at Autism Speaks for Direct Care. I actually get paid a little bit for that. I'm doing grounds work there." But of his four siblings, he's the only one who still lives at home: "They all come and go a little bit but I'm the most stationary."
Sour said he'd lost motivation after suffering a blowout skull fracture in the 11th grade: "When I felt that pain, I started thinking how so many people in the world feel worse pain and [go] through a lot of things and how it sucks and how it doesn't matter. It's just me. And I don't mean anything. It's a huge galaxy. … I started having thoughts about things not mattering."
Sour said he then turned inward, to his toys, childhood bedroom, and 'Star Wars'--which only made things worse. Watching the film over and over, he couldn't keep his eyes off the endless backgrounds: "Space kept going. There's no end." Sour used the time alone to cultivate his prodigious musical and vocal talents, a scenario Shuli compared to an origin story: "It's like a shitty superhero movie."
Lisa G's Sexy Exam
After acknowledging that he was a virgin, Sour remembered the last time he ejaculated: during a doctor's exam on August 9th: "It was Dr. Lydia. It was a girl. She was giving me a physical. It was amazing." Sour said he came in his pants as Dr. Lydia tested him for scoliosis: "I could feel her breathing a little. Then she started to touch the inside of the rib area and then she touched my tummy. Then she kind of went down the back of my legs." At that point, Sour messed himself: "I started giggling. I went, 'Wow.' And giggled."
Sour cited Lisa G as both his staff crush and a Dr. Lydia look-alike, so Howard asked Lisa to give Sour an exam. Lisa was surprisingly amenable, running her hands over Sour's shoulders and legs: "Take a deep breath...give a little cough...say 'ah.'" Just a minute later, Sour stood up, showing everyone his boner, saying he came "a little." Howard watched as the wet spot in Sour's pants grew: "You did! You blew a load!"