HowardTV constructed a mock-sink in the studio so Ronnie could demonstrate how he washes his ass after shitting. Ronnie refused to disrobe, but gamely mimed his routine: "So I wipe my ass real good. Right? All nice and clean." Ronnie insisted he didn't do it every time uses the toilet: "This is only [in] an emergency. Remember that. … I'm just washing the remnants out. That's it."
Pressed for his endgame, Ronnie's voice started to rise: "I wash my hand! I wash my ass out! With the soap and water and everything." Robin was cracking up: "When you go to buy a sink, do you hop up on it to...?" Howard was disturbed that Ronnie didn't dispose of the bar of soap--he just leaves it there for the next guy to use.