PORN LIFE: ACTUALLY PRETTY GREAT

PORN LIFE: ACTUALLY PRETTY GREAT

Asked when he got laid last, Dave said it’d been a year: “I’m really, like, in this porn world. … I’m beating off to it. I have to test out the material. For the fans.” Howard thought it sounded depressing, living one’s whole life for porn, but Dave had to disagree: “Actually, it’s pretty great.”