Asked about any love life outside his fantasies of Jackie, Pete said he had nothing to report. He beats off 5 times a day: once in the morning, then both before and after lunch ("about an hour" apart) and then a couple more times at night. But never at the library: "I got to draw that line."
In a half-hearted attempt to kickstart a romantic connection, Howard installed Pete in a Kissing Booth on the street outside the Sirius building, but Pete couldn't find any takers: "It's pretty lean out here right now." Even with cash on hand, Gary couldn't find a woman to do it for $10, $20 or even $40. Eventually a tourist from Taiwan kissed Pete for $50: "I like to make the money." She said Pete's kiss "works. It's ok," but refused to pucker up again without another $50.