Jim Breuer Is Probably the Best Son on the Planet

Before he left, Jim said his family was doing well. His wife is excited, after beating breast cancer, to get fake tits. And his father is still kicking--and pooping: "A lot of times it gets stuck. So I gotta put on a glove. I got to put my surgical gloves on, and I gotta make sure I'm done with food and everything, and I get up in there. … I've learned a lot of respect for nurses, for home maids."