As he's been doing almost daily, conspiracy theorist Hanzi called in this morning to hurl more accusations at Howard.
Here's what he excitedly shouted out today:
* Along with Howard, Piers Morgan also spends his time sending trolls after him.
* Howard buys Twitter followers.
* He hopes he dies soon because he hates being on this sh*tty planet.
* He's inhuman.
* Howard "organizes" his listener phone calls and sets up fake, scripted callers.
* The whole "Hanzi Radio Show" idea was a ploy to get video footage of Hanzi's house.
* The world is like X-Men and everyone is a mutant.
Tune in next week to find out what else the Illuminati is up to when Hanzi calls again!