JACKIE'S BEATLES FANTASY
Howard took the opportunity to rib Jackie about his recent theory on his show Jackie's Joke Hunt that his biggest regret is leaving the show before Paul McCartney came in as a guest.
Jackie feels that he and Sir Paul would be great friends because Sir Paul loves dirty jokes (according to Jackie). Jackie is sure that if he could just get the chance to hang out with Paul they would become fast friends because Jackie would come prepared with new jokes every time they hang out.
Jackie insisted he wasn't being irrational, that it's a "comedian thing". Even if that's true, we're relatively sure Sir Paul could find some higher profile comedians to hang with.
WE INTERRUPT THIS RUNDOWN FOR AN APOLOGY TO OUR WIVES...
Howard also played Jackie's famous on-air apology to his then-wife Nancy for getting into a bathtub with Jessica Hahn. Howard recalled how Jackie hijacked the show to make his apology but Jackie stood his ground, saying it was what he needed to do.
Howard should have known that their marriage was over then (Jackie and Nancy have since separated). If Jackie and Nancy really cared about each other, they would not make their apologies public. Speaking of Jackie being single...
MEETING THE JOKE-WOMAN
On a less sad note, we did meet Jackie's girlfriend Emily, whom Jackie's been with for three years, She described their sex as "funny" and said she's in no rush to walk down the aisle with the Joke Man, which Howard could totally understand.
Jackie and Emily met at a show and Jackie persued her for "8 to 10 months" before getting into bed with her. Emily was wary because - she said - she wasn't a fan of dirty jokes and wasn't sure if Jackie was for her.
After admitting that Jackie is the oldest guy she ever dated she pointed out that he acts the youngest. That's something we can all agree on.