Craigslist’s Creepiest

December 10, 2013
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

CRAIGSLIST’S CREEPIEST

Stern Show writer Sal Governale was trolling the personal ads on Craigslist again (for “work”) and he came across some desperate men who were into some creepy stuff.

* One guy wanted another guy to go ass-to-ass with. He was hoping to rub both of them at the same time and achieve simultaneous orgasm in a move called “Frotting.”

* Another ad came from a 24 year old guy who has been experimenting with anal play – the same way we all do: butt plugs, dildos, beads – and now wants to try real dick. Enjoy!

* Perhaps the sickest ad was a man who wanted someone to get their wife drunk, have her pass out in the family car, then let him climb in the car and molest her and cum on her, then leave. The husband watching is optional. We’re almost positive this post was not from Sal himself.

* Finally, a man who likes to hold his cum in while he watched porn. He enjoys “eating” the pre-cum that seeps out.

Enjoy the rest of your lunch break!