ERIC THE ACTOR TAKES ON THE MEDIA
Eric the Actor called in this morning eager to promote his upcoming breakout role on FXX's series Legit.
We were very lucky to get him today, because he warned us that he wasn't available tomorrow. Lucky us! So on to the promotion of his new...
...Hold on a sec. Howard had other ideas and decided to focus on the one interesting thing about Eric: his incredibly entertaining Twitter feuds.
As we've highlighted before, you can accuse Eric of just about ANYTHING and he will give you a detailed and public denial about it.
The people seem to have more questions and concerns than ever for Eric and thankfully, he answers them with a certain weight and finality that's all his own.
Here are Eric's recent Twitter responses to those who dared get his attention:
@jeremyrfritz GET IT THROUGH YOUR F*CKING EMPTY HEAD I WAS NOT ON F*CKING DIFFERENT STROKES AS KATHY.
@kbrown9921 DIP-SHIT I WAS NOT F*CKING BORN THE SAME YEAR AS MY PARENTS.
@LynchTheScammer I AM NOT F*CKING BIPOLAR, AND I HAVE NO F*CKING PLANS OF PULLING MY C*CK OUT ON THE SET OF LEGIT.
@kbrown9921 DIP-SHIT WAS BORN IN 1975. JFK WAS KILLED 1963. PLUS DUMB-F*CK I HAVE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO DALLAS. F*CK OFF.
@SugarBritchesII I AM NOT A F*CKING DAMN VEGAN. I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO THE CONGO, AND I HAVE NOT GOTTEN ANY LEG INJURY IN BIG BEAR. F*CK OFF!!
@jeremyrfritz I DID NOT PLAY KATHY OR ANY OTHER FEMALE ROLE IN MY LIFE ON ANY SHOW. GET THAT THROUGH YOUR BRAINLESS HEAD NOW!!!!
@jeremyrfritz @sternshow I HAVE NOT F*CKING LIED TO THE IRS, AND I AM NOT A DAMN SHE-MALE.
@FartonBink SHUT THE F*CK UP YOU PATHETIC DIP-SHIT I HAVE NOT HAD ANY F*CKING HAIR TRANSPLANTS, MY BRAIN CELLS ARE FINE, I AM NOT A LIAR, I AM NOT FAKE, AND I AM NOT A DAMN SCUMBAG. F*CK OFF NOW!!!!
CLEARING UP THE RUMORS
Since the audience is so concerned, Howard wanted to make sure they cleared up as many of the rumors swirling around him as possible.
From Twitter, Howard asked if Eric's first acting gig was as the witch's feet in the Wizard of Oz?
Howard asked if he spent time in a Turkish Prison?
Fred asked if he caused the accident that killed Paul Walker?
Are you related in any way to Adolf Hitler?
Robin asked if Eric was with James Gandolfini when he died?
He claims he was not.
Did Eric cause the eclipse in 2006?
ERIC FOLLOWS WHO?
As long as we were on Eric's twitter feed, Howard got confirmation on why Eric follows accounts like @CHUBBYFINDER (Eric loves fat chicks), @VeinyTits1 (Eric loves veiny breasts), @Puffynipps (Eric loves puffy areolas).
Other accounts like @OreIdaPotatoes are more mysterious, because who wants updates on a frozen French fry and tater tot company? Eric does.