ERIC GIVES THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT: ANGRY TWEETS
Stop everything you're doing: The King of All Twitter is back on his wheelchair throne!
Though he swore that he was completely finished publicly tweeting, Eric the Actor is back to fighting on Twitter, mostly with Gonzo, the guy who called in a few weeks ago to report that Eric follows a transsexual porn star and restaurants like Cinnabon, and Olive Garden.
Howard marveled once again at Eric's poetic all caps come backs...most of them directed at rumors that are so obviously made up to anger Eric that it's laughable.
Here are some of Eric's best, most recent Twitter freakouts:
Eric in response to Gonzo saying they heard he was "trying to kill Christmas":
@GonzoShitCock GET A F*CKING LIFE YOU F*CKING PATHETIC DUMB-F*CK. I HAVE NO F*CKING PLANS OF KILLING CHRISTMAS ANYWHERE YOU DIP-SHIT.
Eric in reponse to Gonzo saying that Eric was lost in the Congo:
Hey Eric, ever been skiing? No? Well ok then.
@LynchTheScammer DUMB-F*CK I HAVE NEVER EVER SKIED ONCE IN MY LIFE. ALSO DIP-SHIT I AM AT HOME I AM NOT IN BIG BEAR. F*CK OFF NOW!!!!!!!!
Surely Eric knows it's a joke when Gonzo asked him if he ever sold Mary Kay products door to door, right?
@GonzoShitCock BULLSHIT GROW UP YOU F*CKING PATHETIC SAD IMMATURE DUMB-F*CK I HAVE NEVER SOLD F*CKING MARY KAY OR ANY OTHER WOMEN'S PRODUCTS
Eric also isn't a Vegan (he eats ham dammnit!), he's not Gluten Free, and he's never pooped on anyone's lawn. And if you accuse him otherwise, he will ALL CAPS BLAST YOU!!!
@GonzoShitCock GET A F*CKING LIFE YOU F*CKING SAD PATHETIC IMMATURE BULLSHIT FILLED DUMB-F*CK. I HAVE NEVER BEEN A VEGAN, OR EATEN GLUTEN-FREE FOOD.
@GonzoShitCock DUMB-F*CK I AM NOT VEGAN. I EAT HAM, FRIED CHICKEN, FRIED FISH, AND BACON AS MUCH AS I CAN. I DO NOT HAVE ANY COOK BOOKS.
@LynchTheScammer I HAVE BANGED WHORES YOU HAVE THAT ONE RIGHT BUT I HAVE NEVER ONCE TAKEN A SHIT ON ANYONE'S F*CKING LAWN. THAT IS BULLSHIT.