THANKSGIVING WITH THE STERN SHOW
While Howard had a delayed Thanksgiving with his family on Sunday and Robin spent her all-vegetable dinner discussing Sal's past life as a turtle, one staffer was taken out of his element (Queens) and dropped into middle America (Ohio).
HEY THANKSGIVING, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
Ronnie "the Limo Driver" Mund spent the holiday with his girlfriend – who is just thirty years old – and her parents. The sixty-four year old driver is actually older than the parents of his girlfriend, but that didn't stop Ricky Man from living it up in Ohio.
He didn't show up to the table in his trademark cut-off skull T-shirt or wallet chain, but in every other way, he was himself.
He stayed home and slept while the hopeful future Mrs. Mund and her family hit the stores for Black Friday, picking up a $148 TV and a recliner.
King of All Blacks called laughing at Ronnie, claiming that the TV is only worth $148, it's not a deal. Gary confirmed this, reporting that stores will often jack up the prices, then lower them as a "door buster sale" back to regular price.
A VORTEX THANKSGIVING
Benjy looked "fatter than ever" this morning, so Howard had to ask what the hell he ate over Thanksgiving. Benjy claimed he loaded his girlfriend's fridge up with lettuce so he could gorge on that and not the fatty holiday food.
Something somehow went awry though, and, like "the Very Hungry Caterpillar," he grew and grew. He promised Howard this morning that he'd be down to a human-sized 180 lbs by the big Birthday Bash. Benjy currently weighs 228 (according to his home scale).
He's won weight loss competitions before, so we'll see what happens come January 31st.