Do You Hear What I Hear? Wendy Asking for Money

It's that time of year again. The snow is falling, the stores are open late and Wendy the Retard feels like blowin' our phone up in her yearly quest for free money.

The sweetest beggar in the world called up this morning and finally convinced Howard to throw some money her way so she could save Christmas (just as her fellow Wack Packer Eric the Actor is trying to kill it). She also wanted to buy shampoo.

All Wendy had to do was count all the way to ten, which she did with the effortlessness of a bright three year old. Impressed, Howard asked her what the biggest number in the world is. Her response? A thousand.

Not only did Howard give her money, but he gave her some hope for the future. If they ever find a way to turn begging into a real job, "Wendy would be very qualified."