While the College of Cardinals continue their deliberations over who will be the next Pope, we suggest that you all look no further than our own Beetlejuice.
True, Beetlejuice can be a hard guy to understand sometimes. So in order to help Howard better comprehend what our favorite Wack Packer was saying, and help him once he starts addressing the people, we brought in a court stenographer, Laura, to record each word out of Beetle's mouth.
Beetle was trying to explain to Howard how he'd turned down Transformers 2 after his meeting with Michael Bay went wrong. Of course, his story was anything but succinct. so Howard asked Laura to read back what he just said, who was able to capture every word!
"Well, I asked him if he wants to do it but he didn't want to do it so I said I bring my boys in for something why you just get me in why you just leave why you leaving why you didn't want to put me in I said well then I take your movie and I put your f*cking balls on it"
"Wow, you're a good stenographer!" Howard told Laura. She could be on her way to The Vatican next.