Remember Benjy's Alice Cooper phase? When he donned a wig, eyeliner, and shoe lifts? Well, it turns out that, though the wig and eyeliner have been since retired, the lifts persist... and have gotten bigger.
As you can see in the pictures below, Benjy's shoes are now somewhere between "lifts" and "stilts." People were fairly wondering if he could even walk in them, so Benjy did wind sprints in the studio to demonstrate how his performance was not affected by the six inches of foam.
Howard offered the final word on the matter: "You look f-ing ridiculous."
Howard to Benjy: "You Should Go to Jail for What You Did!"
Next up, yes you know that Benjy used to live in a storage unit, but did you also know that Benjy worked as a tele-psychic? Yup, callers could call and chat with "Benjy the Certified Psychic" for $180 an hour.
If you've spent any time talking to Benjy, you know the word "ripoff" doesn't even begin to cover this, but Benjy could still successfully bullshit the gullible answer-seekers by using a text book provided by the service.
Howard found it all unbelieveable, saying "You should go to jail for what you did."